saya tengah tonton BOF lagi. aish. saya tau. macam 24/7 tengah tonton tu TAPI mereka tu panas dan 'irresistable' sungguh. KAN? =)


tadi ada tuisyen BM dan kertas terconteng Kai masih ada dengan PeiQi. ketawa ketawa.


TERTULIS ATAS KERTAS
saya macam ada barang yang tak buat. tapi tak tau apa.
APA?
saya dah cek(check) tapi semua dah siap.
kerja sekolah ke?
rasanya ya tak ya. tapi gue ngak peduli la.
OOoo.
1111.
2222.
3333.
mati mati mati.
bukan bukan bukan.
golek golek golek.
chat chat chat chat.
lapan lapan lapan lapan.
dog dog dog dog.
wet wet wet wet.


MMG TERLALU FREE KAN? hahahahhahah.


"eh. tunggu."
"kenapa?"
"orang baru tu nampak 'familiar'"
"semua orang pun lu 'familiar' lah."
*orang tu datang ke mari*
"eh. tak 'familiar' dah."
"*ketawa* tengok dengan dekat dah tak 'familiar'?"


saya sepatutnya buat kerja yang berfaedah. tapi sehari suntuk glu dengan Breaking Dawn yang awsum(awesome) tu. teruk betui ku. *MENGELUH*


baiklah. nak tonton BOF dan 'bawah barang'(down load) lagu-lagunya. =)

KAiKE.
bukan saya yang nak adu, tapi apa yang awak buat memang sangat memeningkan saya.


Cikgu: eh. its very hot here huh.
Chui Yee: eh. itu cikgu naik miang lah.
Saya: huh? kenapa?
Chui Yee: tadi dia cakap dia sangat panas. pasti kerana dia berasa bertanduk.
Saya: *ketawa* ya. mungkin lah. kerana banyak perempuan di sini.


tadi kami bertutur dalam Bm sepanjang tuisyen Kimia. orang cakap kami gila. TAPI, BUKANKAH INI PERKARA YANG BAIK? ish. selepas tuisyen, kami sangat takut tu cikgu bertanduk akan datang dan cakap dengan kami. nasib baik ibu ku datang awal. KESIAN CHUI YEE YANG MALANG TU. hahahah.


Saya: Sini sangat dekat dengan itu itu ituuu....
Saya: May, what is graveyard in malay?
Mama dan Adik: KUBUR.
Saya: OH. Kubur. sangat dekat dengan tu kubur.
May: yue jiang yue cha.(cakap semakin banyak, semakin teruk)


saya perasan, saya berasa SANGAT letih selepas cakap dalm BM kerana susah sangat nak keluarkan perkataan. tak boleh ingat. emas and perak pun saya tak ingat. boleh mati lahhh. nanti tu cikgu Bm pasti nangis tak henti henti.


tadi kat tuisyen Fizik, kami macam biasa, ketawa tak henti henti. nanti tu cikgu tendang kami keluar baru tau. kami adakan Senarai Babi. hahahaha.

SENARAI BABI
babi hutan
babi bandar
babi sungai
babi darat
babi air
babi angin
babi tanjung
babi teluk
babi tombolo
babi tunggul sisa
babi pantai
babi kepala
babi tangan
babi hati
babi jantung
babi hidung
babi mulut
babi Liang
babi Loh[ Ketua Ibu Puak Babi]
babi Chan Pei Qi [ Ketua Puak Babi]



kami ni macam tak da barang nak buat. inilah sebabnya saya gagal Fizik. KKK.


sangat mengantuk dah. tapi sekarang nak tonton BOF.


TU HYUN JOONG KU YANG PANAS SEKALI. DAN KIM BUM KU YANG COMELNYAAA. <3


saya lihat kamu dari atas
berfikir kenapa kamu harus mengharungi semua ini
saya nak ke bawah
dan temani kamu
tetapi saya tahu siapa yang kamu nak
saya pun putus asa
kamu tak tahu siapa saya
kamu tak faham saya
"Sandra sangat 'huai dan' lah."
"ehh. 'huai dan' ialah jahat telur."


HAHAHAHA.


"Kita ni sangat pendek. tu budak Form 1 and 2 tinggi sangat."
"tak pe lah. orang terlalu tinggi susah cari boyfriend tau. kalau terlalu pendek macam itu Mabelyn pun susah. kena sentiasa cari kerusi kalau nak buat 'barang'. kita ni optimum."
"'bi sang bu zu, bi xia you yu'"( ada yang lebih baik daripada kita, pasti ada yang lebih teruk )
"tu ialah banding atas tak sampai, banding bawah ada... BAKI!"



HAHAHAHA. SERONOK KANNN?


saya masih rasa permainan Bulan Bahasa ni sangat seronok lahh. kerana sangat kelakar. Bulan Bahasa sebenarnya ialah Bahasa Melayu. tapi kami selalu cakap tu ialah Bulan Bahasa Cina. Atau Canto. =)


sekarang bahasa telefon bimbit saya pun dalam Bahasa Melayu. PeiQi lagi teruk. dalam Bahasa Indonesia. 'contact' ialah KONTAK. teruk betui. lagi, kami hantar pesanan/ mesej teks dalam Bm pun. sangat seronok. KKK.


tadi bekas pembantu saya telefon dari Indonesia. ingatkan dia dah lupakan kami.


tadi di sekolah, teruk lahh! tu Fizik. saya hampir mati kerana ke-mengantuk-kan di kelas. tu jam saya jalan dengan 0 'VELOCITY'. sedihhhh. saya asyik tengok jam jerrr. hahaha. sungguh gembira apabila tu loceng pergi ' RRRRRIIIINNNNNGGGG'.


kena pergi baca tu Breaking Dawn sekali lagi. dan tidur dahh. sangat mengantuk. nanti mati sekali lagi. oh ya! saya nak pergi konsert Lee Hom yang panas lahhhh. dan saya sungguh rindukan suamiku, Kim Bum. =)


SAMPAH. ANG RU JING! DIA TAK SUKA LU PUN. HMPH.


"CEPAT CEPAT. bas saya dah nak pergi dah."
"tak pa. bas saya suka saya, dia akan tunggu saya,"
"CEPATT LAHH. bas kita yang berwarna merah jambu terang tu sudah pergi!"
"eh saya lupa. 2 suami saya akan guna kereta sports yang berwarna oren / putih untuk ambil saya."
"KENAPA SPORTS CAR BELUM DATANG LAGI?"


kami memang 'delusional' atau delusina.


kosa kata bm baru:
-kurious(curious)
-babimen(pigment)


JYANE.

"TUTUP ATAS!"
"apa itu?"
"ugh. its shut up. literal translation ya see."


"mana itu kertas saya?"
"itu wei ching punya 'posture' itu terlalu lurus lah."
"assuamalaikum(however you spell this), Kim."
"selamat tinggal, Kim."


I LOVE BM I LOVE BM!


ITS SO FUN TO TALK LIKE THIS. LITERAL TRANSLATION.


sekolah kami baru rasmikan itu minggu bahasa. itu cikgu BM kami yang sangat "ngam cham" marah kami seluruh pagi and saya telah habiskan separuh add maths kerja saya. saya sangat itu gembira. dia marah kerana dia dengar ada orang cakap dalam mandirin, canto dan english. dia cakap dia sedih kerana kami pijak bahasa sendiri. tak tau dia cakap apa, tak peduli. *ketawa* jadi kami cakap BM seluruh hari. kami buat nama melayu untuk kawan. Shannon: Fatimah. PeiQi: Ainul. Wei Ching: Saroja. tapi dia masih tak tau tentangnya. sekarang saya beritau dia: CHAN WEI CHING, NAMA LU DALAM BM IALAH SAROJA! *ketawa ketawa* saya malas nak cakap dahhhh.


kena buat esei Inggeris tentang perkahwinan orang India. kerbau najis.


oh tembak. kena pergi. SELAMAT TINGGAL. =)


PS: ini sangat seronok lahh.

im sorry im here again. but i cant online for another one week. so i just wanna make use of my freedom for now. lol.


i just came back from BM tuition. it was seriously hilrarious. not the teacher. our conversation.


Premise 1: All guys love Wailynn.
Premise 2: Kim Bum is a guy.
Conclusion: Kim Bum loves Wailynn.


Premise 1: If JELLY(a name) is a jelly, then JELLY has a shitface.
Premise 2: JELLY is a jelly.
Conclusion: JELLY has a shitface.


and omo. the peanut butter square equation. =) laughed the crap out of me. PeiQi's gonna bring the paper to school tomorrow. hahaha.


and, have i mentioned that Kim Bum is uber hot? i think yes. lol.


I WANNA GO LEE HOM'S CONCERT! MUMMY DON WANNA CHOI ME. =(


bye for now, loves.
yeap. changed my layout. everyone said my previous one was difficult. wtf. and yea. this one's much easier right? =(
120th post. =)


my lazy-to-blog disease came home to me. and i sangat malas nak blog lah yorr. tapi nanti blogku tu terlalu rinduku, lol. im delusional. anyways..


i finally got my BM oral over with. but there's still English oral. dammit. sigh. what the crap. i was talking bout Annyss Sophillea and i got confused with ALL the weird names there. lol. for example, i keep thinking Strenn is Eyrique. i know, screw me.


"why don you talk to her?"
"i don like to befriend people."
"what?"
"its true. i don talk to people unless they talk to me."
*glares*
"what? its not my fault."


andand. Physics was mygod. Mabel thought my watch wasnt working. me thought so too. lol. its just so unfair lor. when im in the add-maths mood, BI teacher comes in. and i have to stop doing add maths. blahhh.


on Wednesday, went for Mano. he said we would leave his class very pissed. so, when he started marking my paper, i was chanting"kimbumkimbumkimbum. breathe. kimbumkimbumkimbum". KIM BUM actually restrained me from being pissed off. i didnt want to be pissed and give Mano the satisfaction. so i kept on chanting that. and Mano thought i was saying "kick mum". x___x


i might be changing layout later. NOW, gotta give my time to BOF, KimBum and HyunJoong specifically. haha. <3


i have tuition later. dammit. bye.

[toilet scene]
*she was in the toilet, half awake*
*he didnt know she was inside, so he just opened the door*
*she turned and look at him, didnt register the fact, turned back, THEN looked at him again*
*he looked so innocent shit, scratched his neck*
Jihu: You didnt lock the door.
*he closed the door*
*she started screaming and pawing at everything frantically*


LOL. THIS IS SO HILARIOUS. HE'S SO INNOCENT. god. LAUGH OUT LOUD.


and i finally had time to watch Hana Yori Dango Final. it was awesome. but Matsumoto Jun seriously looked so ugly compared to Lee Minho. =) BUT the girl was obviously nicer lahh. anyways, Daily Motion got some problem loading, so i shall just wait till Monday night finally comes. sigh.


might be going back to Seremban tomorrow. MIGHT.


gotta go sleep. so sleepy. nights.
forget bout that title. haha.


stupid freakin Rangers meeting early in the morning. and we went there for practically nothing. damn. did gadgets. and what the hell is that supposed to be? btw, we were late for bout 10 mins. so that girl asked us latecomers to run 2 laps. which is umm, funny. lol. cant believe i actually laughed WITH Sunitha[however you spell her name]. lol.


"i went and find teacher also she said im late."
"I OVERSLEPT ONLY ALSO SHE SAID IM LATE."


hahahaha. it was sooo freakin funny. it doesnt even feel like a punishment. =) THEY did those gadgets since i have no freakin idea how to do at all. hah. sorry.


then went under the RED HOT SUN to play games. =.= i refused to go out into the sun. they pulled me anyway. the game is so lame. if you're out of the circle, you're out of the game. after 5 mins, i cant stand the sun. i stepped out of the circle until that girl finally realised i lost, i can finally walked to the comfy shade. =) awesome shit. after dimissal, went and bought pearl tea and went home.


piano after that. haha. Yiruma rocks. she's gonna let me learn his super hard songs with my exam pieces.


then tuition. forgot my earphones. again. anyways, if that Punjabi guy is not gonna disappear anytime soon, he's gonna irritate the crap outta me. i saw him checking Jaspreet out. lol. and we had fun comparing KIM BUM and a JELLY. a male one. SWT LAH CHAN PEI QI. itu sangat obvious loh. NO JELLIES CAN BE COMPARED WITH KIM BUM. lol. the whole conversation was on Kai's essay paper. SO SORRY., KAI. lols. laughed my whole way.


i gotta go. needa watch movies. wont you feel happy after seeing this every morning? =)
right. now that im here.


well. school. duh. homeworks. tuitions. and sleeps. and more squealings. and K-Popping. lol.


oh yeah. on Wed, which isApril Fool's day. we didnt really prank each other. instead we pranked teachers. it was hell lot of fun. =)


English teacher, Pn Push.
Harmina: Teacher, Mrs. Lee wants to see you.
Push: Mrs Lee? about what?
Harmina: Bout debate stuff.
Push: When? When she told you bout this?
Harmina: Just now.
*Push turns to walk out of class*
Harmina and gang: April's Fool!
*Push wanna strangle them*


LOL.


History teacher, Ms Loh.
*Loh comes in*
Us: Huh? Teacher? Why are you here?
Loh: What?
Us: Teacher, change timetable already. They gave us yesterday.
*them trusting our EX TIMETABLE which they gave us at the beginning of the year to her*
Loh: Really or not? Don lie ah, girls.
Us: Really lah teacher.
Kai: Teacher, we even changed our teacher. you're not teaching us anymore. its Pn Murizan.
[swt lah ini. gone overboard. lol.]
*Loh walks out of class only to come back 1 second later and say*
Loh: April's Fool is it?
*points her short uglyly chubby fingers at us*
*then we started laughing like crap*


=)


Add Maths teacher, Mr Cheang.
we knew he's damn smart. so we planned for so long. add maths is last period. till 2pm. so we gonna pretend we supposed to go home at 1.30pm. lol. so half will hide beside the form 2 Science Lab. some will walk past him outside the class. lol. we waited so long for him. then when we saw him coming, we quickly put our plan to action.
*Cheang came in*
Us: Huh? Teacher? Why?
Cheang? Where are you girls going?
Us: Home.
Cheang: Okay, girls, can you get ready please?
*thats his normal phrase when he wanna get started with his lesson*
*we were laughing like crap coz our plan failed. and he oh-so-clamly just said that*
Cheang: Girls, for your information, April's Fool is tomorrow.
Us: SIR! ITS TODAY!
*he fished out his phone and checked the date. goodness*


HAHAHA. I LIKE BIRTHDAYS ON APRIL FOOL'S DAY. ITS SOO FREAKIN FUN, NOW THAT I'VE COME TO SENSES.


anyways, thanks for all the wishes. =p


gotta go. sleepy plus tomorrow got Rangers meeting. sigh. AND piano lesson after that. AND BM tuition AFTER that. ohmykimbum.


this always happen.
you make me think twice.
but i know i shouldnt.
it will always end up the same way.